👶🛑 Certified Zero Cheeks Club 🛑👶
 
Why hide it when you can flex it? The Virgin Cuban Chain is bold, shiny, and brutally honest — a necklace that screams “no cheeks were harmed in the making of this man.”
 
Wear it to roast yourself. Wear it to roast your homie who still thinks holding hands counts as base. Or gift it to that one friend drowning in dating apps and “WYD” texts that never work.
 
Perfect for:
 
Bachelor party chaos 💍
Group chat dares 📱
The menace who takes “owning it” to a whole new level
 
Warning: Chain will not get you laid. But it will get you noticed.