🏦 Tax Evasion Cuban Chain – Flex Like the 1% 🏦
 
Forget “rich dad poor dad.” Real ballers skip TurboTax and go straight for the Tax Evasion Chain, because nothing is cooler than evading taxes. It’s iced out rebellion, a wearable loophole, the chain that says: “I keep receipts… in the shredder.”
 
✨ Features that IRS agents hate:
 
Bold AF lettering: TAX EVASION – no audit can dim your shine.
Chunky Cuban flex: Bigger than your deductible “business lunches.”
Satirical drip: Don’t actually break the law, but you can look like you did.
Meme-level clout: Insta, TikTok, or your shady uncle’s Facebook page – it goes hard everywhere.
 
🎁 Perfect for:
 
Your friend who suddenly becomes an accountant every April.
White elephant gifts that make HR quit instantly.
That one econ major who thinks crypto is a write-off.
 
The Tax Evasion Chain: Because nothing says “financial freedom” like pretending you don’t file.