🍆📚 Professor of Strokeology 📚🍆
 
The Sex Mentor Cuban Chain is for the guy who swears he’s teaching masterclasses nobody asked for. Bold, shiny, and straight-up ridiculous, this necklace says “I don’t just smash, I educate.”
 
Perfect gag gift for:
 
That friend who won’t shut up about his “body count”
The menace who thinks he invented foreplay
Yourself, if you’re ready to claim tenure at the University of Clapping Cheeks
 
Rock it at the club, a party, or even just around the house to assert dominance over the group chat.
 
Warning: Chain does not grant actual certifications. Do not attempt to give TED Talks in bed.