Finally… the box they didn’t want you to have 😳. Slap this on your desk and watch HR try not to fire you. Perfect for stashing “classified” notes, folded-up 8.5x11 sheets (hamburger folded), or just looking suspicious.
 
📂 Why you need this box:
 
Says “Epstein Files” loud and proud 💀 instant conversation starter.
Holds half sheets of paper – aka your “top secret” shopping lists and bad doodles.
Doubles as desk décor + passive aggressive prank weapon.
Makes coworkers question your search history.
Perfect gag gift for white elephant, Secret Santa, or that one friend who swears “they got dirt on the government.”
 
Use it to store notes, hide memes, or just remind people that you’re not afraid to ask the real questions 👀.